Wednesday, December 09, 2015

Jokes or Humor with Positive Feelings on top leaders of the world with due respect

Jokes or Humor with Positive Feelings on top leaders of the world with due respect

My father told me in 1979 itself, as the people grow on the ladder, may he be PM, President or what ever he may be, he should face the jokes and humor made on him/ her, it indicates how much people love them and freely comment, may be positively or negatively, on them. If a person takes it magnanimously, its the sign of greatness. 
1. The Heaviest President of the world i.e. The President who has Put In Lot of weight: H.E. Mr. Putin, of Russia
2. The most compassionate President of the world: Both, Ba and Ma means compassionate parents in many Indian languages: H.E. Mr. Obama, of USA
3. The most passionate gentlemen Prime Minster: Sharif it self in Hindi and Urdu means gentleman: H.E. Mr. Sharif, of Pakistan
4. He represents France Frankly since his birth: H.E. Mr. Fran├žois Hollande, of France
5. He arrived from MOON to represent UNO: H.E. Mr. Ban Ki Moon, UNSC.
6. The Lion who represent the Indians Mindset with affection and love: H.E. Dr. Manmohan Singh, past P.M. of India. (Man means mind and Singh means Lion in Hindi)
7. No Indian Worship is complete without his name: H.E. Pranav Mukherjee, of India. (Pranav means AUM/ Om).
8. He forgot to write CD in his name: H. E. Mr. Shinjo AB..E, of Japan. 
9. He is Not Always SAD: H. E. Mr. ASAD, of Syria. (Prefixing A, to word shows negation to the meaning of next word).
10. The one and the only, who can bring angels on earth, H.E. Ms. Angela Merkel, Hon. Chancellor of Germany.

11. Winston Churchill: As people going into the "Church"es, Mosques, Temples, Gurudwaras, and Synagogues were 'ill' fated, and "ston"es were "win"ning and not the Gods, hence the second world war.

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Problems with Connectivity.
Dr. Ashish Manohar Urkude, Nagpur, India, lives on the ground. 

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