Some funny questions for Hinglish (Hindi + English) knowing people

Some funny questions for Hinglish (Hindi + English) knowing people:
UNDER CONSTRUCTION PHASE: If you have suggestions let me know:

1.
If Todafone, Chhodafone, Sodafone, Fodafone are using Vodaphone Conference Call together at a time, then, who is more likely to stop talking first.

2.
If your shoe is torn apart by your dog when you hit it CHATA(Thappad), you go to buy BATA on your TATA car but your mother interrupts you and asks you to buy AATA. What will you buy first?

3.
You have a daughter named Liberty.
If Tata buys Bata and then buy Liberty shoes and Action shoes. Which figure will be first in action?
Options:
a. Your daughter Liberty or
b. you or
c. BATATA or
or

4.
Once there were three friends.
Ulta (Reverse) and Pulta(Straight) and Sulta(With Understanding).
They bought the Sauce and went in Jungle.
However the cork didn't open though Ulta hit it Ulta, and Pulta hit is Pulta, and, Sulta hit is Sulta.
How will they open it if they don't have any weapon/ instrument?


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Dr. Ashish Manohar Urkude
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